I PROMISE & PLEDGE!!! (cyber right hand is in the air as I type with left hand)
A unique, motivational, inspirational, educational, entertaining & comical presentation that will make a difference & provide disproportional value for the investment for your business or organization and you personally best summed up by this way to long of a title:
Tattoos, Twins, Mascots, Marketing, Running, Ridiculousness, Reinventing Yourself & Organ Donation…We Are ALL Stronger Than We Think We Are!!!Consistently Over Delivering On Costumer Expectations & Experiences Builds A Truly Valuable Long Lasting Powerful Brand…Third Party Word Of Mouth Endorsement Trumps Advertising Every Time…Organizations Are Nothing More Than A Coordinated Group Of Individual Efforts…Speed Bumps, Pot Holes & Head On Collisions…Overcoming The Detours Down The Glorious Road Less Traveled…My Life As A Professional Basketball Mascot & TwinS Maker…Modern Day Chaplin’s…95 Confessions In Ink…And Finally Please Don’t Take Your Organs To Heaven! Heaven Knows We Need Them Here!!!The Speech & Book With The Most Verbose Title EVER!
by robert boudwin
CALL 832-541-3865 TODAY or ANYDAY (20% off discount good yesterday only:) for more information or to schedule a presentation. Think: PT Barmun (had a good run even though his business just went under…it was successful for over 100 years though;) and Tony Robbins had a baby and before being reincarnated in that baby’s past life he was the child of Jim Henson and Charlie Chaplin. THAT’S ME & WHAT YOU WILL BE GETTING!!! Interested enough, but afraid to call or just too busy right now??? Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Create a GREAT day!
P.S. My presentations are anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours depending upon the situation and needs.