BOUDWIN ARMORY

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HOME PROJECT GONE A LITTLE TOO FAR (maybe)…

TOP 25 CAPTIONS from thedeadmascot.com

HOW WOULD YOU CAPTION IT???

 

25. BRING IT!

24. Dad lost his dam’n mind again Chevy Chase style.

23. Looks like Tim The Tool Man Taylor is back on prime time.

22. A side effect of divorced parents who remarry is 6 Christmases between parents and grandparents = 6 times the presents!!!

21. This house is protected by Nerf!

20. Baby, did you do this for the kids or yourself?

19. Out of my cold dead hands!

18. Don’t F#!& with us!

17. John Rambo’s house at 6 years old.

16. But you can only play with one at a time…

15. Dad, what is a republican? You are son. You are.

14. Don’t worry, I invested in Nerf first.

13. Macaulay Culkin could have used these.

12. I know what you are thinking. Did he fire 5 shots or 6 shots. Well being that this is the most powerful Nerf revolver on the planet you have to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do you PUNK!

11. Home Depot & Toys R Us Merged.

10. Gateway toys to world destruction…

9. Pre High Capacity Clip ban.

8. We got these on the governmental holiday program where you turn guns in for toys.

7. Charlton Heston’s great grandkids.

6. World War 3 will start not start with a BOOM! It will start with a poof.

5. When Dad does the Christmas shopping.

4. Honey, you can do my shoes in my closet next.

3. This 10 hours of work will all be ruined with 24 hours.

2. When 8 year olds vote Trump

1.They will just want BB guns by next year (sigh).

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Speaker - Performer - Marketer - Brand Builder - Mascot Expert - Writer - Enemy of the Ordinary

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