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The NEW merchandise set to debut & launch for sale this week is delayed until next week or week after at latest…  This was caused by shipping delays that were unavoidable & unforeseeable, but only serves to set the stage and build the drama for release:)  Please check back at robertboudwin.com next week for the selfContinue reading “DELAYED…”

There were others too, but here are a few that will get you laughing.  They weren’t funny to me at the time, but Carol Burnett said it best when she said, “Tragedy plus time equals comedy.”  Please laugh at my expense:)  Book me by calling 832-541-3865 for availability & pricing.  Stories ALL at least 90%Continue reading “WHEN I SCREWED UP… BLUNDERS, & MISHAPS!!!”

I PROMISE & PLEDGE!!!  (cyber right hand is in the air as I type with left hand) A unique, motivational, inspirational, educational, entertaining & comical presentation that will make a difference & provide disproportional value for the investment for your business or organization and you personally best summed up by this way to long ofContinue reading “HIT ROCK BOTTOM? OR JUST NEED SOME MOTIVATION & INNOVATION?”

I am launching a new piece of merchandise next week at right here available for purchase that has nothing to do with twins, tattoos, mascots, running or organ donation! What else is there in life for me you ask that I could possible offer to you of value???  Well, there is MARKETING & this is aContinue reading “COMING SOON!!!”

HOME PROJECT GONE A LITTLE TOO FAR (maybe)… TOP 25 CAPTIONS from thedeadmascot.com HOW WOULD YOU CAPTION IT???   25. BRING IT! 24. Dad lost his dam’n mind again Chevy Chase style. 23. Looks like Tim The Tool Man Taylor is back on prime time. 22. A side effect of divorced parents who remarry is 6Continue reading “BOUDWIN ARMORY”

ROBERT BOUDWIN PRESS RELEASE (Original Rockets Mascot Clutch the Bear @ theboudwingroup.com)   REGISTER AS A PERFORMER AND/OR BUY TICKETS AS A PATRON TICKETS TO THE SKETCH SHOW W/ THE PROS OR VIP BREAKFAST W/ THE MASCOTS>> REGISTER AS A MASCOT FOR MASCOT U>> (EARLY BIRD PRICING OF $249 UNTIL 2/1/17) REGISTER AS A MASCOT FORContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE-MASCOTU & MASCOTS FOR A CURE-UPDATED w/TOP 20 PROS”

I am hoping and optimistic that we all including our President Elect can CONTINUE TO KEEP & MAKE AMERICA GREAT! Don’t argue with me on MY site on this matter please. I know I know. If I am a democrat, you republicans think I am supporting the lazy and stupid and I am foolish. IfContinue reading “GREAT SPEECH from a GREAT President!”

Finding the appropriate balance between ambition and contentment is the secret to a successful career and life for that matter.  I have often heard professionals talk about contentment in a pejorative manner shaming it as if it were the enemy of ambition and a solid work ethic.  They speak as if it is the hallmarkContinue reading “Ambition & Contentment”

Follow when it makes good sense whether it is your idea or not. At the same time new does not come from copying. Somehow I feel this makes complete obvious sense to a 22 year old, but not a 42 year old. Yes, I know, there is more to lose at 42 monetarily & mostContinue reading “NON CONFORMITY WHILE AGING…”

It is a funny paradox that arrogance and insecurity go hand in hand and are inseparable. Confidence is the key to success, but arrogance is the gateway to failure. Arrogant people reek of anxiety and cowardliness, which can be contagious. Don’t let them suck you down into their pool of fear. Cocky people are reallyContinue reading “ARROGANCE & INSECURITY-A PERFECT MATCH”